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Crowds

So, I discovered, once again, that I don’t care much for crowds. I went to get something I saw in a shop window last night, and a few other things for the kids. The crowds are quite impressive, if you go in for that thing. But they are, at least this early in the day, very well behaved. Anyways, my ankle was starting to hurt pretty badly, so I just came back to get off my feet, and ice it for a little while. Perhaps I can get some writing done this afternoon. But, more likely, I’ll go find the hackathon, and not get anything at all done.

Queen’s Day

Last night I went to dinner with a bunch of Apache guys – Robert Donkin, Aaron Farr, Nick Kew, Noel Bergman, and Bill Rowe – but I headed back to the hotel fairly early. Interesting conversations with interesting people, but I was feeling very far away from home, and wasn’t really enjoying the crowds a whole lot.

I just got done reviewing my conference presentations, and I think that they’re all ready. So I’m about to head out and … yeah, experience the crowds a little more. Today is Queen’s Day, which is a pretty big party. THere’s also a couple things that I have determined to find and take home with me, so that’ll be my quest for the next few hours. I saw one of them last night, but I’m not entirely sure where we were, so it might take me a little time to find it again. Meanwhile, hopefully I’ll take more photos.

Amsterdam

Day One in Amsterdam was very eventful, and, although I have a huge amount of work to do today, I felt that I owe it to you, loyal readers, to catch you up on the doings.

I arrived here in Amsterdam at just before 6am on Friday. Having not slept much during the 6-hours-shorter night, it took me most of the day to figure out that it was in fact Friday. I think today is Saturday.

My flight was, inexplicably, on time, which threw me off balance a little. After a little confusion, I found a cash machine at the airport and got a train ticket. Three stops later, I was at Central Station, and just a brief walk from the hotel. I decided to walk, rather than get the tram, in the hopes that it would wake me up a little bit. And I could see the hotel from the station as soon as I exited.

When I got to Hotel, my room wasn’t ready. After all, it was before 7am, and check-in time isn’t until 3pm. So I went to the bar to hang out, and quickly started to fall asleep.

The hotel is blanketed in Wi-Fi, and there’s good strong connections available pretty much everywhere I’ve sat down so far, including the restaurants. I hopped on the network, and called my Beloved, waking her up at about 1 in the morning. For those of you who haven’t had this experience, let me take a moment to tell you how delightful it is to wake someone up at 1 in the morning and have them be happy about it. 🙂 I promise I won’t make a habit of it.

When it became obvious that there’s no way I was staying awake any longer, I went back to the desk and badgered the poor overworked receptionist until she found me a room. I came up and immediately fell asleep.

I was woken up at 2pm by a test of the alarm system. I had been warned, by Charel, that this would happen. She happened to wander up while I was checking in. However, I didn’t expect to sleep that long, and so was woken from a very very deep sleep, and didn’t really wake up until I had been outside in the baking heat for about a half-hour, waiting for the alarm to die down.

Now that I was awake, I decided to make the best of it, and I headed off towards the Van Gogh museum. I’m pretty sure I have been there before, but I imagine I was 9 or 10 when it happened, and have almost no recollection of it at all. Van Gogh has long been a favorite. My very favorite of his paintings – at least until yesterday – is Starry Night, which is at MOMA, rather than here. However, after sitting in front of Sunflowers for about a half hour yesterday, I don’t imagine I’ll ever look at a Van Gogh print in the same way again. I’m now persuaded that the phrase “Van Gogh print” is a logical contradiction. Van Gogh’s paintings can only be appreciated, I mean really appreciated, in person. The paint juts from the canvas. It’s not so much a painting as a sculpture in paint. As I said to my Beloved yesterday:

There’s this painting called “Ploughed fields“. Farmer, two horses. Black one on the right, white one on the left. (Their left, not mine.) The white one, when you’re not looking, is facing forward and ploughing. But when you look at him, he turns his head towards you, and his nose pokes waaaay out of the canvas. You can almost catch him moving out of the corner of your eye when you turn away. I’m pretty sure he did.

And the sunflower … well, they were simply unbelievable. I don’t know how to describe it, really. I imagine you can read a dozen descriptions, and they are just not the same as being there. I might just have to overcome my hatred of New York City just long enough to go there and see Starry Night at MOMA.

After leaving Van Gogh, and running into Sander and Laura in the lobby on the way out, I went over to the Rijksmuseum, but I have to admit I’m not much of a fan of that era of painting. A lot of it feels like pre-photograph photography. Some of it was indeed stunning, but most of it was not of a great interest to me. Of course, having said that, I’m also aware that yesterday I saw some of the most famous paintings on the planet, and so I spent a lot of time looking at them, even the ones I didn’t particularly like, because otherwise some day I’d look back and wish I had.

The biggest contrast was that Van Gogh used paint to create texture, as well as being very experimental with color. Most of the paintings at the Rijksmuseum were portraits intended to … well, portray. They were smooth, and for the most part photorealistic, although some of them did interesting things with light.

I had decided to walk rather than take a taxi or tram, partially to save money, and partially so that I could see the streets. I got lost a number of times, and, of course, getting lost in any great European city is at least half of the charm of walking. I simply love the fact that you could live in a city like this and never have to own a vehicle, or, at the most, have a bicycle. Being able to walk or bike to everything you might ever want is, in itself, a reason to live somewhere like this. Not sure I could stand the noise at night for very long, but perhaps I’d get used to it.

On the walk back, I took a slightly different route – that’s another nice thing about not knowing your way around, you discover interesting routes all the time. 🙂 I hoped to stop somewhere to eat, but ran out of money, and nowhere took AmEx. Perhaps I’ll have more luck – or more cash – today. We’ll see.

I took a handful of photos. Perhaps I’ll take more today.

ApacheCon Flickr

When I uploaded photos this morning, Flickr told me that my account had expired. Ok. I went to renew it, and after going through the process to pay with my AmEx, I came to a confirmation screen with two “Pay Now” buttons. I quickly clicked the first one, and too late realized that the first one was a PayPal “Pay Now” button, while the second one, all the way at the bottom of the screen, was for the AmEx information I had just filled out. So this ended up going on my PayPal account, which is tied to a credit card that I’m trying very hard to pay off and get rid of. Very, very annoying.

Anyways, HERE is my ApacheCon EU 2007 Flickr set. If you’re coming to ApacheConEU07, please use the ApacheConEU07 tag on your photos. We’re planning to announce this at the conference. We always end up with a half-dozen variants, and so you have to hunt several places to find photos from other ApacheCons. This is always annoying. So … don’t do that, mmmkay?

Moevenpick

I’m in the Moevenpick hotel, in Amsterdam. Both of my flights boarded and left on time, and arrived early. This is the first time this year that any flight I’ve been on has not been late. Freaky.

Took the train from the airport to Amsterdam Central (third stop) and walked to the hotel. You can see the hotel as soon as you exit the train station, and it’s just a short walk along the canal.

Unfortunately, arriving at the hotel at just after 7am, my room wasn’t ready yet. It’s now about 8:30, but it’s 2:30am my time, and I really want to get a nap. Anyways, I’m sitting in the bar, where there’s network, and waiting for my room to get ready. Unfortunately, they don’t guarantee anything until 3pm.

So very tired.

On the way

I’m in the Bluegrass Airport, starting the first leg of my trip to Amsterdam.

They’ve added a new hurdle to check-in. I had to scan my passport in the automatic check-in machine. Of course, it wouldn’t scan, because it’s been through the wash and the cover isn’t rigid enough to force through the scanner. The folks at immigration at JFK (or wherever it was last time) assured me that I didn’t need to get a new passport, so I didn’t. The guy at the counter didn’t give me a hard time, though, so it’s all good. Hopefully the next half-dozen people to check it will be equally forgiving.

As expected, there’s a 15-30 minute delay in Detroit for storms. I have been delayed on every single flight I’ve taken this year, without exception. However, none of them have been as minor as 15-30 minutes, so I suppose I should be grateful. The first itinerary I was given had a 45-minute layover in Detroit, and I rejected that, knowing that I’d need more than that to compensate for delays. So now I’ve got about 3 hours. Ugh. Detroit.

In ApacheCon-related news, I’ve been working on my lightning talk. I don’t reckon it will be quite as much fun as “why I hate Apache” that I did in Stuttgart, but I think it’s pretty good. Anyways, I’ll enjoy doing it, and that’s what really matters, right?

Leaving for ApacheCon

As usual, the moment has arrived, and still doesn’t feel particularly real. Until I get on the plane, I guess.

In the morning, I will leave for Amsterdam. Yes, it’s very early. Something to do with Queen’s Day making tickets hard to come by.

And, no, I’m not ready yet. I’m not packed. I haven’t put the finishing touches on my presentations yet. And I haven’t even begun to get my in the conference frame of mind. This is all rather odd, given that I’ve been thinking about the conference pretty steadily for the last 2 or 3 months. But, it always seems to sneak up on me.

So, I’ll see you there, if you’re going to be there. And I’ll miss you if you’re not.

Oh, and if you’re going to be there, and want to be interviewed for FeatherCast, please try to track me down early on in the conference, so that I’m not rushing around like a maniac the last day or two. I’m sure I’ll be doing that quite enough without any help.

AC US proposals

It seems to be The Thing To Do to blog about what proposals I submitted to AC US. So here goes.

I submitted several tutorials this time, in the hopes that I get to do one of them. Tutorials are exhausting, both to prepare, and to teach, but they are very rewarding (for me, that is – not sure about the students!) and so I do like to do one now and then.

I submitted:

Apache Cookbook – This is an extended version of my “20 Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do With Your Apache Web Server” talk, and I’m doing it in Amsterdam. (Que Skippy: “You wanna know what you can do with your Apache server? I’ll *TELL* you what you can do with your Apache server!”) It’s new, and I’ve put a huge amount of time into it, so I hope it’s a success.

mod_rewrite Cookbook – I’ve never given this one, but I think it would be fun to do. It would be a tutorial version of the mod_rewrite cookbook. However, simply practically speaking, I’m not sure I want this one accepted, because it’s not written yet, and I expect to be rather busy between now and November. I expect November to come mighty fast.

Intro to Apache – Yes, I submitted three tutorials. Yes, I’m a glutton for punishment. This is my standard tutorial that I’ve been giving since 1999 or thereabouts. Getting a little tired of it, but it tends to draw a crowd, so I keep submitting it.

And I submitted just two talks this time.

Intro to mod_rewrite – This tends to get a good crowd, and it’s kind of fun to give.

Avoiding mod_rewrite – Once folks encounter mod_rewrite, they seem to think that they need to use it for EVERYTHING. This talk shows the right way to do things that folks seem to frequently mistakenly do with mod_rewrite.

Call for Papers Opens for ApacheCon US 2007

The Call for Papers is now open for ApacheCon US, to be held November 12-16 at the Peachtree Westin, Atlanta. The conference will consist of two day of tutorials (November 12-13) and three days of regular conference sessions (November 14-16).

Please log in to the website at http://apachecon.com/html/login.html to submit your proposal. Further details about fees and are avaialable on the CFP form.

Topics appropriate for submission to this conference are manifold, and may include but are not restricted to:

* ASF projects
* ASF-Incubated projects
* Scripting languages and dynamic content such as Java, Perl, Python, Ruby, XSL, and PHP
* New technologies and broader initiatives such as Web Services and Web 2.0
* Security and e-commerce, performance tuning, load balancing, and high availability
* Business and community issues surrounding the ASF and Open Source

The paper submission deadline is Monday, 30 April 2007, Midnight GMT.

Thanks, and we hope to hear from you, and to see you in Atlanta.