Book 26 – Atonement

This one has been on my list for quite some time – Atonement, by Ian Mcewan.

I loved it, although it took some perseverance to get to that point. The first third of the book reads like Jane Austen writing in the 1930s – all society, who’s related to who, who’s marrying who, who makes how much money, and who’s in parliament. Tedious. It was a struggle to get through it, but I’d heard it was worth the effort.

Another tip: Don’t read the summary of the movie before reading the book. In typical Hollywood style, most of them give away the one great surprise of the book. This is why I never watch previews.

The story is gripping. The characters are dreadful and very believable, and I greatly enjoyed it. Recommended.

Best out of office response EVER

Just received this in response to email:

I am currently being held captive against my will in a small suburb. I am being tortured with sleep deprivation and chemical contamination from brown, foul smelling slurry. This barbaric treatment is relentless but, strangely, I think I’m suffering from some kind of fatherly, plutonic Stockholm Syndrome.

Should anyone read this, please inform the authorities that my captor is Caucasian, around 1ft tall and devilishly handsome. I’ll let you know his weight and name as soon as I work on my escape plan:

I’m thinking of taking on the guise of a dishevelled, aging parent who needs to make a midnight dash to Sainsbury’s for Infacol… That’s when I’ll make a break for it and hide in a cinema, scoffing pix ‘n mix for nothing but a sugar rush until I muster up enough strength to join the circus and sneak into small, communist state in Eastern Europe.

Wish me luck,

Alex.

LiteracyBridge

I’m attending a conference call right now about LiteracyBridge. I believe I’ve mentioned LiteracyBridge before, but if I can’t find it right now.

LiteracyBridge is the maker of the Talking Book, which is a low-cost information distribution device, originally intended to help literacy – which is still a goal – but more importantly to disseminate information to help people with health, farming, and other educational topic, in parts of the world where literacy is low and information is lacking.

To give one tiny statistic, folks using this device had a 45% increase in crop yield over those who didn’t have the device. Hard to believe, but a fact.

Talking Book media player from @literacybridge for #ict4e

The Talking Book costs $29. Compare this to the $100 laptop offered by another organization and you’ll see how it might have greater success in very poor countries. Cliff mentioned that in Ghana, local governments have a $60 per student budget. That includes teacher salaries, buildings, feeding the kids, and so on. Adding a $100 laptop to that, even if it lasts 5 years, it’s simply not possible.

He also mentioned something that seems obvious in retrospect. A lot of schools don’t have lavatories. Girls don’t go to school if there’s no lavatory. Providing a toilet a school makes it much more likely that girls will be educated.

I’ve long been uneasy with the emphasis the geek community puts on the OLPC program. It seems useful for middle-income countries, but it’s simply not useful for the parts of the world where there’s real need, like west Africa, where Cliff started his journey into this realm. It’s much shinier – we geeks like to talk about a “cheap” laptop, and about the fact that it runs Linux. It just frequently strikes me as a solution in search of a problem. But because it’s more exciting than an MP3 player, it gets more interest and more donations.

I encourage you to take a look at LiteracyBridge, and if you can contribute any time or money to this project, there’s lots of room for volunteers. And if you’re interested in working on documentation, please volunteer and get involved. I’m excited about helping out more with this project.

Komachi Kershaw

We’ve been looking for a decent set of knives for a while. The ones I really want tend to cost too much to consider. The ones we can afford lose their edge in a matter of months.

A few weeks ago we saw an advertisement for the Kershaw Komachi knives. They’re brightly colored, and come in a clear plastic block, making them look like toys. But they’re reasonably priced, and the reviews are always great. And they’re made by Kershaw, which is a reputable knife company, at least in the realm of pocket knives. I used to have a Kershaw, and it was my regular pocket knife, until it was lost/stolen/strayed.

We are very pleased with them. They’re the sharpest kitchen knives I’ve ever owned. They’re very lightweight, which I thought would make them feel cheap and flimsy, but they’re nice to use, and I have no complaints at all, other than the fear that E will at some point think that they’re a toy and grab them.

Time will tell how the edge holds up to usage.

Charity and Poverty

Yesterday I read this article by Steve Saint, son of Nate Saint, who was one of my heroes growing up. He says that our definitions of poverty are not necessarily the right ones, when we evaluate whether someone needs our donations. Some folks are happier never knowing that they don’t have an iPod.

Then this morning I watched a preview for a movie called Machine Gun Preacher, which looks fascinating and uplifting and very sad and tragic, all at the same time. It’s about someone who saw the need to do something, and went and did it. Was it the right thing to do? Who can really know?

The question of whether charity perpetuates poverty has long troubled me. And, even if it does, that wouldn’t alleviate our human responsibility to help our fellow creatures who are miserable.

Folks who think that these issues are simple ones, that “we are the ones to make a brighter day, so let’s start giving”, and write a check and think no more about it, have apparently watched too many 5-minute summaries on Fox News. At the other extreme are those who know that their five dollar check isn’t really going to do anything, and so don’t do anything. Some days I’m not entirely sure where I fall on that continuum.

Liberwriter

A while back, as I mentioned, I got a Kindle. I now read almost everything on my Kindle, and get frustrated when a book isn’t available in that format.

Meanwhile, my long-time colleague David Welton started Liberwriter, which lets anybody create a well-formatted Kindle book, regardless of technical experience. He was kind enough to let me be an early tester, and I have published one of my poetry books in the Kindle store. He’s written an interesting article about the proces of starting a small business.

I’ve long wanted to do a new edition of my mod_rewrite book. I recently agreed to do a series of articles for a certain magazine (more information once it’s actually published) and one of them is a mod_rewrite article. This seems like a good starting place, and I’ve started working on a Kindle version, with the idea that it will be primarily a Kindle/Nook/etc book, and maybe a print book later on. And, of course, I’m using Liberwriter to do it.

As it happens, I have a four-month exclusive contract with the publisher of the article in question, so I can’t just slam the article out there as a Kindle book, but rather will use it as a starting place for that content, and work from there. I’m really looking forward to this.

Of course, there’s a few other things I need to finish working on first …

Book 25: Men At Arms

We recently finished reading Men At Arms, which is the 15th Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. The books in this series vary in quality, and this is one of the best yet. The characters in this book are ones we already know and love, and they’re drawn more human (or Dwarf, as the case may be) than before.

We really love this series. (have I mentioned that before?) On finishing this book, we made an attempt to start I Am The Cheese, but after a chapter or so, started in on Soul Music.

Ohio Linux Fest 2011

This weekend I’ve been attending the Ohio LinuxFest in Columbus. I haven’t been for several years, so it was nice to get up here and see some familiar faces, as well as attend a great conference.

On Friday, I spent the whole day talking – I gave a 3-hour Apache HTTP Server talk in the morning and a 3-hour mod_rewrite talk in the afternoon. Attendance wasn’t great in any of the training classes, apparently, but they were good groups and asked great questions, leading me, as always, to wonder whether they gained much from the class, as so many of them seemed to already be so knowledgeable. They said nice things afterwords, so I guess it was ok.

On Saturday, I attended 5 talks. In the morning I went to a talk by Tod Egen about the IBM Watson project – that’s the computer that played on Jeopardy a while back. It was fascinating.

Next, I gave my “Write A Better FM” talk, about customer support, technical documentation, and not being a jerk. As Skippy put it, I spent an hour saying “Don’t be a jerk.”

By the way, my presentations are all on Slideshare.

Next, I went to Scott “Skippy” Merrill’s talk about open source skills and jobs. This was a very interesting talk, in which he encouraged us to consider open source experience as a job skill that has every bit as valid a place on our resume as paid jobs. I was surprised by how few people raised their hands when asked whether they list their GitHub page on their resume – I was the only one. I also list my Ohloh page, because I figure my contributions to Open Source constitute my most valuable job experience.

Then I went to a talk about how to write a technical book. This was very interesting, in the sense that I disagreed with almost everything that was said. That is, my experience of writing technical books was obviously *completely* different from hers. For a start, she assumed that to write a book, you’d take 3 months off of life and write full time. While this is something I wish I had the luxury of doing, there’s a couple reasons why I’d never do this. One, I need to pay the bills. Two, (which is really the same reason) writing a technical book is not something you do for money unless you are Donald Knuth. (I’m not, by the way.) Having said that, she did encourage me to start writing more. Clearly, I don’t write often enough, and I’m sure my editor at NoStarch agrees wholeheartedly with that sentiment.

Finally, I went to a bit of Bradley Kuhn’s talk. I’ve always thought that the arguments of the Free Software Foundation, and like organizations, hold together remarkably well, if you accept their initial premises. I don’t, but I respect their passion and their clearly argued positions. However, sitting in Brad’s talk, I began to realize how much the last ten years with the Apache Software Foundation have caused my thinking to drift away from that of the ‘Free Software’ advocates. The presumption that it’s unethical for me not to have the source code of your software perplexes me. He stated these things as though they were self-evident, and I suppose they are to him, but I couldn’t help but wonder how we could arrive at two such disparate conclusions given the same information. I *think*, at a very simple level, that it’s a difference between focusing on the rights of the programmer vs the rights of the customer. But I’m sure there’s so much more to it than that.

Anyways, all told, it was a very enjoyable conference. As always, the time spent outside the talks was at least as valuable as that spent in the talks, and the talks were more valuable than those at many conferences I attend. I particularly enjoyed talking with Skippy, Elizabeth, Chris, Mike, and Warner. I love hanging out with people who are passionate about what they do, and there were several times when one person or another would suddenly get sheepish because of the passion and fervor with which they had been talking about something. Delightful.

Ohio Linux Fest

Summary: Come to my Apache classes at Ohio Linux!

In less than two weeks, I’ll be at Ohio Linux Fest in Columbus. I haven’t been for several years, but it’s one of those conferences that I remember fondly, and am greatly looking forward to going.

I’ll be teaching two half day classes (Apache HTTP Server Wizardry, and mod_rewrite Boot Camp) on Friday, and an hour session on Saturday (Write A Better FM). You should come.

The conference itself is free, so if you’re anywhere in the Ohio area, or within a day’s drive, you have very little excuse for not coming. There will be Linux luminaries there, and dozens of great technical talks, parties, and networking with co-workers. And, although it’s not like the old days when the *entire* conference was sharing a single cellphone-based dialup connection, I’m sure you’ll see many feats of geekery.

The Friday classes require paid registration, so don’t wait until the last minute. The prices are, I think, very reasonable for a full day of technical training, so even if you’re not interested in what I’m teaching, have a look at the full list. There’s some great classes being offered.

Hope to see you there.

The Margin Is Too Narrow