All posts by rbowen

An afternoon in the mountains

This afternoon I had the unexpected, and completely unplanned, pleasure of spending several hours with my aunt in the mountains of eastern Ky. I was in Jackson, Ky, for reasons not worth mentioning in the public record. When I got done there, it was just 3:15, and the most beautiful day one could hope for. Since I was just a few miles from KMBC, I decided to drop in and visit for a few minutes.

I ended up staying for about 3 hours, and I’m really glad I did. Things move at a slower pace up there, and it was very, very nice.

My aunt went geocaching with me, as she wanted to see what was actually involved. Turns out that the cache in question was exceedingly easy. When we got there I said “Well, if *I* was going to hide this, I’d put it …” and I reached out and grabbed it. 🙂 But at least she got the general idea.

Then, I stayed for dinner. The board of trustees was there, and so apparently I picked a very good day to visit. Dinner was excellent, and the company was even better. After dinner, the college choir sang, and they were excellent, too.

In all, although not how I planned to spend my afternoon and evening, it was by far the best thing. Very enjoyable, and relaxing.

Oh, and I got to meet Romeo, too. 😉

Ringtones and simplicity

The ringtone market is worth between $1.5bn and $3.5bn a year.”

In the name of all that’s sane, why?

People are spending 3 BILLION dollars on making their phone make a different sound when it rings, but we can’t seem to fund the arts in schools.

Really, though, it’s stats like this that make me look at my life and wonder what trivial worthless things I’m spending my money on where I probably shouldn’t. These things add up.

Feeling older than dirt

I’m sitting on a bench in front of the library at Asbury College. I’m on the wireless network. Back in my day, there *certainly* wasn’t any wireless networking. Of course, the library wasn’t there, either.

<DrBacchus> Note to self: Hanging out on a college campus makes one feel old as dirt.
<DrBacchus> Was I ever this young?
<crschmidt> Yes.
<DrBacchus> ’tis hard to remember
<crschmidt> To you, going to college makes you feel old. To me, going to work makes me feel young.
<crschmidt> (The average person where I work is 11 years older than me)
<DrBacchus> I vaguely remember that sensation, too
<crschmidt> That’s what I get for dropping out of college and getting employed
<DrBacchus> Now my work is populated by young whippersnappers who don’t know what USSR stood for.
<crschmidt> heh
<crschmidt> United Soviet SuckeRs!
<DrBacchus> see?
<crschmidt> (united soviet socialist republic? wow, i am one of those whippersnappers. sorry.)
<DrBacchus> Just makes me nostalgic for when things were so much simpler and I thought they were complicated.
<DrBacchus> Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, actually, but it was just an example.
* crschmidt nods.
<DrBacchus> *sigh*
<DrBacchus> Of course, in my day, there wasn’t wireless networking to the park benches in front of the library, I can tell you that much.

(Apologies to crschmidt.)

Seeing all these kids making the decisions (and mistakes) that will mould the rest of their lives, one is tempted to grab a few and shake them. It’s amazing to me how seldom I really saw past the borders of the college. And how many things that seemed so important then seem so trivial now. And, certainly, vice versa.

Content-free websites

I find it profoundly irritating when places have websites that are utterly devoid of useful information. Like location and hours of business, for example. “Call for more information” is *not* something that I want to see on a website.

Yes, I know that at least one of mine says that. Well, I find that profoundly irritating too.

Summer ends with a bang

I rear-ended a Chevy Silverado on the way back to the office after lunch. 🙁 Looked away for a moment, and bang. I’m really irritated at myself. One second of carelessness, and I’ll pay higher insurance premiums for who knows how many years.

On the bright side, they were nice people, and we had a friendly chat while waiting for Da Law.

Just very annoyed at my stupidity.

Oh, and I scratched my Paraguay license plate. Bah.

Now I’m in a really bad mood.

Kofi Annan: ‘Iraq war was illegal’

I still find rather strange any claim that war is illegal. Certainly every war is illegal from *someone’s* perspective? This is why every war is called a “rebellion” or “invasion” or “uprising” by one side of the conflict. It just happens that the winners get to decide what to call it in the history books.

I suppose that if one believed that the UN actually served a purpose in line with its charter, this claim would make sense.

Aviation Museum of Kentucky

Since a number of people have responded with “I didn’t know there was one”, I thought I’d give some more information.

On Saturday, we went to the Aviation Museum of Kentucky. Yes, the website is annoying and lacking in information. In particular, how to get to it (heading west on Man O War, take the last left before the main entrance to the airport), what their hours are (Monday through Saturday, 10am to 5pm) or what’s there (about 15 modern and antique airplanes, and various exhibits about Kentucky pilots from the various wars). We particularly liked the helicopter which you could climb into and monkey with the controls, and I learned more about how helicopters work in the 10 minutes of playing with the controls than in all I’ve read about them.

Oh, they also have a couple “flight simulators” that the kids can get in and fly around. That was very cool.

The smells of Africa

A comment made on my posting about Don’t let’s go to the dogs tonight got me thinking about smells. The commenter notes that Fuller always talks about the smells of a place. This didn’t really strike me, but the comment reminded me of the smells of Africa. The smell of the Nairobi City Market: the fish mongers, the wonderful dust/sweat/wood smell of the wooden carvings, the smell of the flower vendors and the fruit vendors. The smell of Biashara street, with the spice stores.

And the smell of Dagoretti.

Dagoretti is a little town that you go through if you catch the bus going the wrong direction at the Rhino Park Road bus stop. The bus still gets you to the same place, but instead of going through Karen, it goes through Dagoretti.

Dagoretti is the place where the herders bring their cattle to be butchered. You can smell it a couple miles away – the thick stench of rotting carcasses that almost gets stuck in your throat. As you drive into Dagoretti and past the abattoirs, you see skulls and vultures. Wooden pens, perhaps 2 or 3 meters on each side, and stretching up about the same height, stand in front of and beside each abattoir, all along the side of the road. Each one is filled with skulls, in various stages of decomposition. Vultures cluster thickly around each, picking at those skulls that still have enough on them to be worth it.

As the bus toils through Dagoretti, you struggle to hold your breath for the 6 or 7 minutes when the stench is the strongest, and, when that fails, you try desperately to think of something else so that you don’t start gagging.

As the bus finally pulls out of Dagoretti, you deeply inhale the dust and diesel coming up from the road, in an effort to purge your nose and lungs, but the smell will linger in your clothes all day.

Of course, if you happen to get there on slaughter day, the smell is entirely different, and the trip much slower. The streets are clogged with thousands of dusty, skinny, bawling brahmans. (Although I assure you they don’t look anywhere near as good as the ones at that link!) Usually young boys will be driving them, smacking them with little sticks and yelling at them to move along. Then the smell is one of dust and manure and excitement. The cows stumble along unprotestingly, and you can almost imagine that, in their emaciated state, the slaughterhouse is looking like a pretty good thing for them.

My brother and his wife are in Kenya this week, and I’m *ssooooooo* jealous.

Eggplant!

I mentioned that Morbus had started a game.

Well, somehow, he persuaded me to play the game, and it’s oddly … odd. But also very fun.

One of the things that I enjoy the most about writing fiction is how it seems every so slightly out of your control. That is, when you write fiction, unexpected things happen. With collaborative fiction, this is amplified a little bit. With Ghyll, it’s utter anarchy. And a *ton* of fun. Completely unexpected things are happening all the time, and the story really seems to take on a life of its own quite apart from the authors.

I’m really looking forward to how it’s going to turn out.