Refinance now!

I got a “refinance now!!!!!” mailer this week for my apartment. I’m consoled by the fact that paper “spam” costs a great deal to send out.

Oh, I almost forgot. Last week I got penis enlargement paper mail. I didn’t even open it, since I could see the 28-point font through the envelope, and that’s basically how I treat email of the same subject. But that was a first for me.