So this seems to be my month for misreading headlines, and translating them into other stranger things.

So, when I read that James Garner is the new (temporary) leader of Iraq, I immediately thought that this was a new episode of the Iraqford Files. Can’t you just imagine calling the presidential palace and hearing … “This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message. I’ll get back to you.”

“Jimmy? This is Angel? You know that one phone call? Well, this is it. Jimmy? Hello?”