Dante’s Walmart

Last night I spent 2 hours at Walmart. I needed to print a few photos. The folks in front of us had 134 terrible photos. Every one of them was underexposed, and had to be individually edited to fix the brightness and contrast. Every button press was an angst-filled ordeal, with his finger hovering over the button for several seconds before he reluctantly pressed it. Then he had to do red-eye reduction. Even on photos without people in them. It was excruciating. Our printing took roughly 6 minutes. We clicked “select all” and “print”.

2 hours of my life I’ll never get back.