In case you, too, feel compelled to ask …

I do not care about the basketball tournament. I do not know who is playing. After it is over, I will likely not know who played. I do not care who wins. After it is over, I will probably still not know who won. I do not know who won last year, nor do I care. I do not wish to gamble on the outcome of the tournament. I do not wish to engage in lengthy pointless debates over whether it is really gambling, and whether gambling on college sports should be legal. I do not care that you won $0.75 cents in the pool, or that you lost $368 last year. I will not be depressed if Tennesee wins, nor will I be elated if Kentucky wins, presuming that either or both of them are actually in the running.

That is all.