Last night I watched A Carol Christmas, which is the “we used to be actors” version of A Christmas Carol, starring William Shatner. Ok, so he wasn’t actually listed as the star, but he has the distinction of being the one person in the movie who could actually act. The listed star was Tori Spelling, and I have to assume that her acting career was based on her being kinda cute when she was younger. Her delivery of lines was wooden and “i-am-reading-from-the-teleprompter” delivered.

Oh, yeah, and Gary Coleman was the Ghost of Christmas Past.

I’m still waiting for someone to do a movie titled “Carol, the Ancient Yule-tide Troll (fa la la la la la la la la)”