Two brief anecdotes from work for you, my loyal reader.

First, I want to share with you a sign that appears in the rest room at work. My only remark here is, well, ok, but, eww, and what am I supposed to do with *this*? Yes, gross, I know, but it makes me giggle every time I see it.

Secondly, I wanted to share with you some evidence that there are honest vendors in the world. Apart from beeping out the name of the vendor, this is untouched, and direct from voicemail.

Enjoy.