Warning: This is extremely geeky humor. Don’t expect to get it if you’re not an HTTP person. Be very worried if you do get it.

Hello, room service. … I beg your pardon? …. I’m sorry sir, I’m not catching what you’re saying. Could you please turn down the television and ask again more slowly?

Darned key doesn’t work. Just a sec. Let me try again. Ok, one more time. Bah!

What do you mean my credit card was declined?

No, you may not go in there. Please don’t ask again.

I can’t find the room anywhere! Are you sure we’re on the right floor?

You might want to try the door instead of the window.

I don’t think that’s your key card. Looks like your ATM card.

Ok, little boy, we’re probably going to need to get your mom’s permission before we let you in there.

You already checked out

I think they’re still cleaning that room.

That room blew away in the hurricane

How long will you be staying with us?

We don’t seem to have any non-smoking rooms this evening.

Hey, Joe, we’re going to need one of those rooms with the reinforced beds.

Wow. Is that some kind of Indian name?

No, we don’t have DVD players in the rooms.

This room is only available through Wednesday.

Come on, dear, we’re going down the street to the Holiday Inn.